Choose violence
Some days you’re the bigger person… and some days you look at the world and say, “Nah, f*** that.”
This shirt is for those days.
The “Choose Violence” Off-Duty Morale Tee is your official permission slip to clock out of being polite and embrace your inner menace. Perfect for gamers, soldiers, degenerates, and anyone who has ever been “one inconvenience away” from telling HR to eat concrete.
Printed on soft, premium fabric that feels like a gentle hug while you verbally body-slam someone. Wear it to work, the gym, family gatherings, court—hell, anywhere that you need people to understand you didn’t come here for personal growth… you came here for combat energy.
Take a day off from being the bigger person.
Choose violence.
You deserve it.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: SgtPickleRick
- Email: sgtpicklerick-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Choose violence Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|